The Story
"Dave has been sitting here his whole life. He knew you were coming. He is unsurprised that you have arrived. He has nowhere else to be."
Dave isn't a pool float. He's a festival sanctuary.
Picture this: it's 2am at Glastonbury. Your feet hurt. Your phone is at 4%. Everyone around you is cold, anxious, and fighting for a signal. Then you see it — a giant glowing bear in the middle of the crowd, pulsing pink to the bassline, champagne on ice in his arm, someone inside him looking like the most blissed-out human on the planet.
That's Dave. That's you. That's the photo that breaks the internet.
He started as a pool float. He'll end up at every major festival on earth. And eventually, we think he'll end up somewhere that really needs him — children's wards, therapy gardens, places where being held matters. But first: the festival. First: the pool. First: you.